cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

(via crackedhappy)

    Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
    Me: gets in bed
    Me: how was earth created
    Me: who made microwaves
    Me: how does the internet even work
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
    Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
    Me: too wired to sleep.